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Ep. 249: Up a River WIthout a Paddle (But not in Saudi Arabia)
Nov. 4, 2024

Ep. 249: Up a River WIthout a Paddle (But not in Saudi Arabia)

The lads are back with another fun episode of interesting, random, silly facts (like the aforementioned one about Saudi Arabia). How many brains does a leech have? How many words for snow does Scotland have? And how close, vi...

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Ep.248 Cube Shaped Poop
Oct. 28, 2024

Ep.248 Cube Shaped Poop

Do you know that the longest word in the English language without a true vowel is “Rhythms”? Well, this got Jon and Kurt thinking about other really fun facts that can be used to dazzle friends and confuse enemies. What anima...

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Ep.247: Back to Square One and other Fun Phrases
Oct. 21, 2024

Ep.247: Back to Square One and other Fun Phrases

Hitting a classic Smart Drivel theme or genre or topic (ok ok ok, we get it). Jon and Kurt spend this episode giving the back stories to some of the most classic terms from sports or games. These are expressions we use in ev...

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Ep.246: Crazy Election Stories
Oct. 14, 2024

Ep.246: Crazy Election Stories

Jon and Kurt decide to be topical (that is funny in so many ways with these two) for once and have an entire episode dedicated to bizarre, funny, and interesting stories around elections. With the U.S. election just a few wee...

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Ep.245: I Have To Empty the Lint?
Oct. 7, 2024

Ep.245: I Have To Empty the Lint?

The boys are back with a new episode dedicated to all those little tasks that take no time off the clock but take a lot of time off our souls. We all have them…tiny things to do that trigger big resistance. Transferring the p...

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Ep.229: Fads Gone By (redux)
Aug. 26, 2024

Ep.229: Fads Gone By (redux)

The fanny pack. Spray on hair. Corsets. Beanie Babies. Eating placentas. Polyester leisure suits. Yes, in this episode, Jon and Kurt explore fads and trends of the past that have, thankfully, passed us by.

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Ep.288: Solo Synchronized Swimming
Aug. 19, 2024

Ep.288: Solo Synchronized Swimming

You are probably asking yourself right now, “solo synchronized swimming…Isn’t that an oxymoron?” And while you would be correct, it didn’t stop it from being a honest-to-god true Olympic sport in not one, but three, Olympic G...

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Ep.227: THAT'S Against the Law?
Aug. 12, 2024

Ep.227: THAT'S Against the Law?

Part of the explanation of what makes humans on top of the food chain is our ability to govern ourselves and make communal laws. However, like all things humans touch, invariably things get out of control. In this episode, Jo...

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Ep.226: Rhinos Give You Warts
Aug. 5, 2024

Ep.226: Rhinos Give You Warts

What? That is toads, not rhinos, that give you warts. Well, actually, that’s not true either. For centuries, we have blindly (not like a bat) given myths to animals that we hold to be true. But here is the kicker, they are pa...

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Ep.225: Idiom or Idiot?
July 29, 2024

Ep.225: Idiom or Idiot?

Jon and Kurt decide to check the veracity of time-honored and venerated sayings/proverbs/idioms by applying science, math, logic to the idioms. Can lightning really not strike the same location twice? Can a walnut remove scra...

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Ep.224: Superlatives (redux)
July 22, 2024

Ep.224: Superlatives (redux)

Join Jon and Kurt in the greatest, funniest, smartest, drivelest episode ever. Yes, indeed, they reveal the biggest, oldest, smelliest, farthest “ests” of all time. Oldest piece of art? Highest IQ? Strongest animal on earth? ...

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Ep.223: Fun Facts About Words
July 15, 2024

Ep.223: Fun Facts About Words

If you knew that the etymology of the word “decide” killed off all other choices, then you might be apt to decide for yourself to listen to this latest episode. Jon and Kurt decide to continue their discussion on words in the...

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Ep.222: Words Are Funny Things
July 8, 2024

Ep.222: Words Are Funny Things

Bowing to popular demand, Jon and Kurt are back with a whole new episode dedicated to words. Revisiting a favorite topic – fun facts about words–our two co-hosts provide a bevy of tidbits, etymologies, backstories, and really...

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Ep.221: The Inquisition, Part 2
July 1, 2024

Ep.221: The Inquisition, Part 2

Join the fun as Jon and Kurt take turns asking each other provocative questions that, as you would expect, span the smart and the drivel. Find out who they would switch lives with for just one day, what they loved doing when ...

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Ep.219: Max Peevish
June 17, 2024

Ep.219: Max Peevish

It was time. Our curmudgeonly co-hosts had held out from getting annoyed by people, things, society, etc. for just so long that they couldn’t hold it in anymore. Ergo, we get another “Pet Peeves” episode with all new nuisance...

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Ep. 218: Gifts to the World, Part 2
June 10, 2024

Ep. 218: Gifts to the World, Part 2

In part 2 of a two-part mini-series (the boys are influenced by all the streamers), Jon and Kurt continue to opine on and proffer their submissions for certain country’s best gifts to the world. They randomly chose ten countr...

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Ep. 215: The U-Turn Controversy
May 20, 2024

Ep. 215: The U-Turn Controversy

Jon and Kurt finally dig into today’s topic after a bit of verbal disagreements and wandering around. The discussion was a debate about U-Turns and their pros and cons. Each co-host had to choose a side: Kurt went for the co...

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Ep. 213: Contronyms (redux)
May 6, 2024

Ep. 213: Contronyms (redux)

What is a contronym you ask? The definition is “a word with two opposite meanings.” Huh? You mean to tell me that you can use a word, feeling good about it, and then all of a sudden that same exact word can be taken as the co...

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Ep.212: Winston Churchill and White Elephants
April 29, 2024

Ep.212: Winston Churchill and White Elephants

The Smart Drivel lads, Jon and Kurt, decide to revisit a favorite topic in this week’s all new episode…famous phrases and their origins. Previously, they have told us the backstory of “one for the road”, “turn a blind eye”, “...

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Ep. 210: To Waffle or Not to Waffle
April 15, 2024

Ep. 210: To Waffle or Not to Waffle

Harkening back to episode #1, The History of Pi vs Pie, the boys are at it again with looking at waffle the food vs waffle the verb. Trying to connect the two is quintessential drivel that has Kurt espousing wild theories and...

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Ep.209: Anachronistic Sayings
April 8, 2024

Ep.209: Anachronistic Sayings

“Hang up the phone.” “Roll up your window.” To a Gen Z-er, these expressions make no sense. In their lifetime, they have rarely or never been exposed to a physical phone to actually hang up or a car window that needed to be c...

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Ep. 207: Euro-Weirded Out
March 25, 2024

Ep. 207: Euro-Weirded Out

As Americans, we tend to be ethnocentric when we travel. We expect, stereotypically and categorically, that things “over there” will be what they are back in the States. We seem to be shocked and/or humored by their lack of i...

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Ep.206: Happy Fill in the Blank Day
March 18, 2024

Ep.206: Happy Fill in the Blank Day

Holidays used to be the domain of religions, banks, or governments. Recently, however, there is a new phenomenon in nationwide–global even–celebrations as certain days on the calendar become elevated above others. There is Pi...

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Ep.205 Ode to the Commode
March 11, 2024

Ep.205 Ode to the Commode

In this episode, Jon and Kurt turn their attention to the room in the house where we spend a good chunk of our waking hours–the bathroom. How did this space–borne out of necessary cleaning of our bodies and expunging of our b...

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