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Ep.4: Swinging Oysters
March 16, 2026

Ep.4: Swinging Oysters

Learning, Ranting, and Laughing, our idiosyncratic hosts are back for another episode in season two of Smart Drivel. They discuss gender perspective, a time without a U.S. President, bad acoustics, the phenomenon of grade inf...

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Ep.3: Curry Favor
March 2, 2026

Ep.3: Curry Favor

The boys are back for the third episode in Season 2 of Learn, Rant, Laugh–A Smart Drivel Podcast. In this episode we learn how the term “Pan Am Smile” made it into the mainstream, how a horse named Fauvel would have sycophant...

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Ep. 2 Learn, Rant, Laugh: A Smart Drivel Podcast
Feb. 16, 2026

Ep. 2 Learn, Rant, Laugh: A Smart Drivel Podcast

Join Jon and Kurt as they excitedly discuss what they learned, what ticked them off, and what made them laugh since the last episode. This time they get into phone etiquette, cockiness vs. arrogance, the beauty of finishing t...

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Ep. 302: Season 2 is Here!
Feb. 2, 2026

Ep. 302: Season 2 is Here!

After 302 episodes, Smart Drivel is back with Season 2 – and a new structure. Jon and Kurt are still two allegedly grown‑up, definitely 60‑year‑old guys trying to make sense of the little things that grab our attention. What’...

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Ep:302 Pie vs. Pi (redux)
Jan. 19, 2026

Ep:302 Pie vs. Pi (redux)

The one that started it all! The very first Smart Drivel of all time. Jon and Kurt explore the world of Pie and of Pi. From ancient savory pies to American Pie by Don McClean to the invention of the Frisbee and Archimedes, th...

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Ep.301: Zarf
Jan. 5, 2026

Ep.301: Zarf

To celebrate the holidays and the start of a new “century” of episodes, Jon and Kurt are giving each other gifts. These gifts–meant to be shared via verbal transmission in bars, meetings, and gatherings of all sorts–are inter...

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Ep. 300: What’s in a Number?
Dec. 22, 2025

Ep. 300: What’s in a Number?

Three hundred episodes. Almost nine thousand minutes. One hundred and fifty hours. That is a buttload (an actual unit of measurement – little call back there) of drivel that has been spewed forth by Jon and Kurt over the past...

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Ep.299: Whoa, Jon, Whoa
Dec. 8, 2025

Ep.299: Whoa, Jon, Whoa

There is a narrative device which, when implemented, can add punch, power, and percolation to any sentence, essay, speech, play, poem. This device is called “diacope” and it is a figure of speech where a word or phrase is rep...

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Ep.298: He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother
Nov. 24, 2025

Ep.298: He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother

Ah, siblings. No one better to complain about Mom and Dad, but no one who annoys you more. A brother or a sister can get under your skin more than anyone as they know exactly what buttons to push. Sometimes, it goes too far r...

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Ep.297: Cemetery or Graveyard?
Nov. 10, 2025

Ep.297: Cemetery or Graveyard?

Ever stop to think about two words that we usually interchangeably use to mean the same thing? Well, most of the time, there is a clear difference and distinction between the two words and we were given two of them because th...

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Ep. 296: Famous Last Meals
Oct. 27, 2025

Ep. 296: Famous Last Meals

If tonight was your last night on earth, what would you choose for your final meal? Jon and Kurt look into famous last meals from historical figures, serial killers, and celebrities. What does it say about you or what do you ...

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Ep.295: Opinions Are Like A$&%holes
Oct. 13, 2025

Ep.295: Opinions Are Like A$&%holes

Anapodoton is a rhetorical device where the main clause of a sentence is omitted, and its meaning is implied by a subordinate clause that is provided, most commonly in well-known proverbs or phrases. The implied information i...

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Ep.294: History Mystery
Sept. 29, 2025

Ep.294: History Mystery

Jon and Kurt decide to scratch their history itch by having a conversation about some of the world’s greatest unsolved history mysteries. Of course, this being Jon and Kurt, they meander a bit off topic, but do manage to come...

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Ep.293: Money Makes the World Go ‘Round
Sept. 15, 2025

Ep.293: Money Makes the World Go ‘Round

Money. We love it. We hate it. We crave it. We spend it. Money, in all its forms, has been an integral part of all societies. Whether it was huge stones, salt, emu feathers, or trillion dollar bills, it has always had dominio...

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Ep. 292: Fuzzy Balls
Sept. 1, 2025

Ep. 292: Fuzzy Balls

It all started with a simple question: why are manhole covers round? And then it grew from there…why are eggs always sold in a dozen? Why do pigeons bob their heads when they walk? Why do round pizzas come in a square box? An...

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Ep.291: Hats Off To You
Aug. 25, 2025

Ep.291: Hats Off To You

Jon and Kurt decide to look at famous hats throughout history and fiction. That’s right. Hats. What started as a random thought turned into a fertile patch of fun, interesting, and previously unknown stories about hats in leg...

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Ep. 290: So You Think You’re Special?
Aug. 18, 2025

Ep. 290: So You Think You’re Special?

No matter how smart or talented you think your kids are, there are those among us who are just special. Amazing. Mind blowing. These are the child prodigies. The ones in history who are so talented they were doing incredible ...

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Ep. 289: Power Couples (redux)
Aug. 11, 2025

Ep. 289: Power Couples (redux)

Jon and Kurt have a little forum about the most amazing couples ever. Those from fiction. From wars. From the bible. From the arts. From politics. From legend. Forged in love or in greed, these couples all have a fascinating ...

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Episode 288: Surprising Acronyms (redux)
Aug. 4, 2025

Episode 288: Surprising Acronyms (redux)

Did you know Time magazine was actually an acronym? In this episode, Jon and Kurt have fun with explaining, finding, and debating fun acronyms that are used in every day conversation. Please RSVP...if you want to be redundant...

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Ep. 287: Dumber and Dumb Doesn't Sound Right
July 28, 2025

Ep. 287: Dumber and Dumb Doesn't Sound Right

Gin & Tonic. Salt & Pepper. Fish & Chips. Done & Dusted. Bread & Butter. Sonny & Cher. Earth Wind & Fire. Lock Stock & Barrel. Signed Sealed & Delivered. All of these examples are what are called Irreversible Binomials & Trin...

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Ep. 286: They Taught Us What? (redux)
July 21, 2025

Ep. 286: They Taught Us What? (redux)

We all did it. We all went to school with open minds, excited to learn new things. We, here in the U.S., learned a lot about our country’s history. Interestingly, with the lens of current knowledge, we now know that a lot of ...

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Ep. 285: If Famous People Were A Cocktail
July 14, 2025

Ep. 285: If Famous People Were A Cocktail

Anthropomorphism is the attribution of human traits, emotions, or intentions to non-human entities. We do it all the time…giving inanimate objects human-like characteristics. Well, in this episode, Jon and Kurt turn that on i...

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Ep. 284: Big Bad Ben (redux)
July 7, 2025

Ep. 284: Big Bad Ben (redux)

Ben Franklin is deeply embedded in the American ethos. He was a Founding Father, an inventor, a printer, an author, a diplomat, a man about town, to name just a few of his talents. He was prolific to say the least and was a t...

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Ep.283: Ok, You’re Famous…But Really?
June 30, 2025

Ep.283: Ok, You’re Famous…But Really?

Just because you are an incredible inventor, politician, musician, actor, artist, etc. it doesn’t mean you aren’t without your quirks. In this episode, Jon and Kurt reveal some of the, ahem, “odd” traits/behaviors/obsessions ...

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