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Kurt Schneider

Kurt Schneider is an enigma wrapped in an oxymoron. What he lacks in detailed research he makes up for with loads of superficial facts. He quotes scholars yet only reads headlines. He thinks if you say something loudly with confidence that it will somehow magically turn to truth. As CEO of the Harlem Globetrotters, Kurt was undefeated (3,683-0) while also inventing the 4-point shot. He loves gin martinis, proudly climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro, dominates at liar’s poker, and hates all songs by the Eagles. You can reach Kurt at kurt@smartdrivel.com.